mummy's just a little girl

As i was preparing to leave the house for the day's hustle i went to wake my kid sister so she could get me something to eat before leaving home.i had hardly left her door when my old woman answered from her own room telling me to go and get married and that i cant turn her daughter to my cook.some moments later she and my sister were seriously on my case laughing at me and teasing me i should tell them whats wrong and why i've not brought a single girl home,black,white or albino.i just smiled and left them; thinking in my mind, little do this people know, if they did, they would have being treating me like a king,with passion and respect but they dont.i looked back and remembered how many relationships i have had in the past and how they all ended.i thought about how many of them ended in less than 3wks that it began..like 80%.some left on religious ground and i think i initiated the break with 1.The next question is why were they like that?like i said earlier i lost some to religious blah blah and had to free myself from one.The rest of this poor boy's relationships were lost to  "big pimping" brothers.my tough luck 'cos my father wont just make it on time.wetin i for do now?Surprisingly and sincerely i do not have an atom of beef or grudge against any of them 'cause if it had been my sister too i woulda told her "now is the future girl go with the guy that has it" rather than one boy preaching about hope in the future.But on the contrary i saw the whole thing from a different perspective, i looked at it like i'm a guy with a high level of taste for me to be loosing my relationship to more fly brothers.what would i have done if i had lost to a fellow "legedez benzer" like me? maybe i would have given up on the thought of relationships and would have considered a residence in a far away monastery in china. i dont think i even told them about the best relationship i never had man!!! little do they actually know.If only mummy and my sick sista "amanda" know whats going on in my mind and my world they would be treating me with more respect 'cos if this brother aint got anything else, he's got taste.so would someone please tell them that the time is nigh and when its right i shall not disapoint them.They should therefore endaevour to treat my meal requests with regards and utmost respect....tell them o